Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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