As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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