Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
