Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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