Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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