I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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