BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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