I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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