so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
tell me about the eggs
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