We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
