careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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