she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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