i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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