Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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