if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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