Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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