Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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