So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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