Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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