I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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