You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
worst night to have a conscience
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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