hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I heard we made out
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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