You're completely useless in the revolution.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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