What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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