Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Randomize
