i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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