Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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