I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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