Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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