i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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