My room smells like vodka and shame
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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