i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Randomize
