i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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