Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Randomize
