Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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