at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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