how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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