"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
How external is "for external use only"?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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