I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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