Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
