ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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