Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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