we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
