I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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