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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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