the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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