There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
stop calling my apartment porn island.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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