She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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