How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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