i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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