If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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