I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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