Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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