chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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