Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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