Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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