so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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