You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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