I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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